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#121 knalp

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Posted 14 September 2020 - 06:15

Помню, как в памятный вечер
Падал платочек твой с плеч,
Как провожала и обещала
Синий платочек сберечь.
И пусть со мной
Нет сегодня любимой, родной, -
Знаю: с любовью
Ты к изголовью
Прячешь платок дорогой.
Письма твои получая,
Слышу я голос родной.
И между строчек синий платочек
Снова встает предо мной.
И часто в бой
Провожает меня облик твой,
Чувствую: рядом
С любящим взглядом
Ты постоянно со мной.
Сколько заветных платочков
Носим в шинелях с собой!
Нежные речи, девичьи плечи
Помним в страде боевой.
За них, родных,
Желанных, любимых таких,
Строчит пулеметчик
За синий платочек,
Что был на плечах дорогих!
 
S!
 
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#122 catchov

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Posted 14 September 2020 - 09:20

Chin up old bean. Remember what out dear friend emely said. Storm in a teacup old boy.


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#123 J5_Klugermann

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Posted 14 September 2020 - 13:44

Just wondering why Trup hasn't addressed the sock puppet account.


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#124 knalp

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Posted 15 September 2020 - 01:27

Just wondering why Trup hasn't addressed the sock puppet account.

Well for a start you need to learn some stuff.

 

As you seem quite dull in this regard I will fill you in.

 

Q: What is a sock puppet?   

A: It is a puppet ( facsimile of an animal, human etc ) that is made out of a sock and  

generally worn on the hand with the fingers and thumb creating a controllable mouth.  

It then can "talk". Classic comedy with sock puppets involves some kind of disscusion  

between the puppet and the person controlling the puppet.  usually a heated debate...

 

 

Q: What is the big deal?  

A: It came to light in several occasions that people were creating a fuss in a forum through trolling other users.  

This turned out, after some light was cast on the situation, to be the actual trolled user, trolling themselves.  

So they were effectively talking to themselves and HELLO ....   this second account is named after the object    

which exemplifies this behavior .

 

ie. We know that this is a  "sock puppet" account that you made, to appear being trolled. etc

 

Pause for breath....

 

In simple terms: the "sock puppet" account is talking to the main account of the same user.

 

An example of this could be the the user Knalp (me) has created a second account called J5_Klugermann.

By using the J5_Klugermann "sock puppet" account to troll the Knalp account I can make myself look like the victim of nasty nasty trolling.

and get that extra attention from the forum that I sooooooooo neeeeeeeeeeed. Oh poor me, this nasty person is twolling me so. Hep me hep me! 

Oh poor Knalps is being trolled! Send him moar attention!

 

 

So who has/is the sockpuppet account? You ? Me ? Them ?

You might have to stump up some proof and I think you will find that is not going to be easy.

 

Mind you, I found a sockpuppet account here...  it was painfully obvious.

 

Pause for more breath...

 

So, what other pearls of wisdom do you have to impart to the forum J5_Klugermann and are you actually who you say you are???   

are you in fact a sock puppet?    You do seem to hang on BSR's apron strings...       

 

and there I leave you.    

Good day.

 

No salute.

 

Plank.


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#125 J5_Klugermann

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Posted 15 September 2020 - 13:53

You've been perma banned from just about everything you touch regarding WWI flight sims.

 

Choose your next witticism carefully as it might be your last on this forum.


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#126 knalp

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Posted 15 September 2020 - 20:18

You've been perma banned from just about everything you touch regarding WWI flight sims.

 

Choose your next witticism carefully as it might be your last on this forum.

Threats? At this hour of the morning?

 

And I have told you a million times not to exaggerate over simplifications...

 

There is more to the story than what you keep touting and make me out to be some kind of

extremely bad person who should not be allowed here. Some kind of forum hooligan.

You had a mod who backed you before, they have gone on hiatus, you can wheel them out

to get what ever mean end it is but it will be a hollow and tedious result.

Oh no I have broke and forum rule! I can now be banned. There you go handed to you on a plate.

 

You are a tedious dick and your friend with the shield is cut of the same cloth.

 

All either of you do is try to cut people down to size. It's ALL you ever do.

 

Cheap thrills for assholes who think they know better. ( and can bring their pet mod to bear when required )

 

Have you and BSR become parking wardens yet? You get a uniform, an RT and a neat hat.

( you won't be able to tell people at parties what you do and your friends will all be wardens....)

 

Ahem: In my best Russian...

 

Что это?

Этот стол и этот стул!

 

S!

 

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#127 J5_Klugermann

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Posted 15 September 2020 - 21:26

Threats? At this hour of the morning?

 

 

Lol, actually mid to late afternoon for me. Not a threat at all Planky. I just like to yank your nads from time to time.

 

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I can most definitely assure you that Trup is not my pet mod.


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#128 knalp

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 01:05

Lol, actually mid to late afternoon for me. Not a threat at all Planky. I just like to yank your nads from time to time.

 

 

It looked like a threat. Are you rowing back on that one as well?

 

It's all just a little joke right? clap clap?

 

The same static, from the same small group of jerks, who end up

starting a flame war, then blaming everyone else. For years.

 

It's beyond stupid and god only knows what you get out it.

I guess it's the forum equivalent of burning ants with your magnifying glass...

 

and since this forum is the niche niche in the flight sim niche of niches I have no idea

why you bother coming back. To get your jollies, yanking nads?

Holy shit, your life must be a vacuum.

 

Good day.


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#129 BraveSirRobin

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 01:21

 

 

The same static, from the same small group of jerks, who end up

starting a flame war, then blaming everyone else. For years.

 

 

You were perma banned from the BoX forum.  You were perma banned from Wargrounds.  No one in here had anything to do with any of that.  The call is coming from inside the house!!


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#130 catchov

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 01:35

:icon_boring: Jesus, what is the point of this tit for tat crap! Penis size or something? Who gives a shit.


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#131 BraveSirRobin

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 01:43

 Who gives a shit.

 

You, apparently.


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#132 knalp

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 02:28

You were perma banned from the BoX forum.  You were perma banned from Wargrounds.  No one in here had anything to do with any of that.  The call is coming from inside the house!!

 

Ok Karen, do you want to talk to the manager?

 

Maybe you should call the police.

 

You do the same act over and over. God damn.

You have been doing the same thing here for YEARS.

 

Do we need saving? NO WE DO NOT !

 

We can say whatever we like, the game is in decline, no one really cares except the .00000000000000001 % of the planet.

So what if we disrespect the devs. We call out things as WE SEE THEM. We have opinions.

We ( I am going out on a limb here... three is a we.. right  ) don't care what you think!

 

God help us did you get upgraded to DALEK ?

 

FFS if you actually came to the forum with something INTERESTING, a pet rock, maybe some great thing you found  

at a museum, some pictures of WW1 stuff, hell even your newest fungal infection... we*  might  actually be entertained. 

But your hall monitor impersonation is getting really really really old.

 

You need to do something else!

 

S!

 

Knalp.

 

PS. The special gate keeping knob end award goes to...


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#133 catchov

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 02:33

You, apparently.

 

God you're a dick. Always the last word. I'm waiting you smug bastard.  :icon_e_biggrin:


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#134 BraveSirRobin

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 02:33

 

You need to do something else!

 

 

It's a public forum.  We're all posting our opinions.  Since my opinions apparently have caused you to become completely unglued, maybe it's you who needs to do something else.


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#135 catchov

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 02:35

C'mon hurry up. Get those fingers working. I'm waiting ....


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#136 BraveSirRobin

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 02:35

God you're a dick. Always the last word. I'm waiting you smug bastard.  :icon_e_biggrin:

 

Word


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#137 knalp

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 02:36

It's a public forum.  We're all posting our opinions.  Since my opinions apparently have caused you to become completely unglued, maybe it's you who needs to do something else.

Bullshit! All you do is attack, belittle and make people out to be inferior.

 

You are such a complete jerk. Period!

 

Go eff off to FC! or Il-2 or Star Citizen of what ever you fricking go in for.

 

WE DON'T NEED YOU HERE!!!!

 

oh someone else has posted....


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#138 knalp

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 02:39

C'mon hurry up. Get those fingers working. I'm waiting ....

No no no that's Kluggggggermannn and his nad pulling joke. I bet he's got really short fingers... oh no that is so bad.

 

But then BSR probably has clip board's for hands....

 

how does he type?

 

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#139 BraveSirRobin

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 02:42

Bullshit! All you do is attack, belittle and make people out to be inferior.

 

 

lol  You were perma banned from Wargrounds for constantly and repeatedly insulting people.  So this accusation is particularly hilarious.  Physician, heal thyself.


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#140 knalp

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 02:44

lol  You were perma banned from Wargrounds for constantly and repeatedly insulting people.  So this accusation is particularly hilarious.  Physician, heal thyself.

YES. I insulted jerks like you. ha ha ha. You are such a knob!


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#141 BraveSirRobin

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 02:46

YES. I insulted jerks like you. ha ha ha. You are such a knob!

 

lol  Sure champ.  Everyone who shot you down is a knob....


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#142 knalp

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 03:00

lol  Sure champ.  Everyone who shot you down is a knob....

 

Yip. Everyone. I went out of my way to make sure I insulted every pilot who shot me down. all 5 million of them.

 

It was awesome. I loved it. I took special pride in giving every single person I insulted a special custom built insult.

 

I think that some have even had them framed as they were so good.

 

and if they came back for more I had to give them an even better insult. It was hard going there for a while.

I mean jesus they just knocked me down so hard because I was so useless. It must have been like clubbing  

hedge hogs you have befriended by feeding then pet food.

 

I could never understand why they got so worked up, I mean I am just the worst pilot in the history of RoF...

Why would they get so hot under the collar, I'm dead, my death is recorded... why the heat?

 

Maybe it's something to do with , I am just guessing here, their ego? Are they that soft?

 

Well frankly it's of no matter. WG is dead? Or is it still going? I have no idea.

I can totally see why NFF broke off. For sure.

 

In fact I have had quite a lot of laughs with the NFF chaps. We seem to get on quite well actually.

Always a genial salute and some shenanigans. They are cool.

 

So yeah, keep waving your dick around. Maybe someone will notice it. Or not.

 

See ya!

 

XXX


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#143 BraveSirRobin

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 03:13

 

I could never understand why they got so worked up, I mean I am just the worst pilot in the history of RoF...

Why would they get so hot under the collar, I'm dead, my death is recorded... why the heat?

 

 

Yeah, it's a mystery.  Much like how you're losing your sh!t in this thread right here.  Why the heat?

 

Apparently you're much better at dishing out the insults than you are at receiving them.


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#144 knalp

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 04:06

Oh so I was being insulted was I ? News to me.

 

From a practical view point you don't actually bring anything to the forum bar your gate keeping attitude.

 

Sure I talk a lot of twaddle etc etc. Plankturns etc. ( Quite funny actually, the flack I got! Oh my gosh. Fun! )

but I have done my duty to keep the game alive and really have encouraged new players etc.

 

You probably missed all that in the footnotes. But then you only see what you want to eh. Myopia...

 

My god, this person in MP right out of the blue rocked up and THANKED ME for all the twaddle I 

had written in the forum and said they and their brother were having a fine time reading it all.

I was, well, I was very polite and said thank you and so on. Surprised I was. Quite.

 

Or this other time when this person actually, unsolicited you must bear in mind,  said something about how they thought I was

a complete tool, BUT had to revise that after I coached a newbie on how to fly a bit then 

proceed to buy then what I thought was a good example of goto fighters. DH2, EIII,N17 GBR, Halb D2, Camel, DR1... etc.

It was some kind of "you're not that bad really" moment. I guess....

 

I mean yeah, I am such a tool. So tool like. The epitome of tool.

 

Sigh. You , however, just come back to track down people you think are not ok and then trample them with your astounding correctness.

 

I am picking that a couple of people right now would wish that you pushed off...

 

but of course I am simply a complete oaf. Who knows nothing.

 

I have got to move on.

Holy crap If I could delete you completely out of this forum, it is with a slightly sad heart, I would.

You need a taste of your own medicine.

 

Lights off!


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#145 BraveSirRobin

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 04:23

Oh so I was being insulted was I ? News to me.

 

 

Go back and read some of your posts.  And try to recall the post that you edited.  You noticed.  In fact, you completely lost your sh!t.

 

Also, the fact that you helped a few people does not give you license to be a complete and total a-hole when you feel like it.  And make no mistake, you keep getting perma banned for being a complete and total a-hole. 

 

But you think you get to keep insulting people because you're just a lovable scamp.  While the people who insult you?  Horrible human beings.  Just the worst. 

 

Well, I've got news for you, pal... 

 

 

 

You need a taste of your own medicine.

 

 

 

Right back at ya, champ...


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#146 Zooropa_Fly

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 06:32

Oh the good old days, how I miss them !


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".. and they'll send you home in a pine overcoat, with a letter to your Mum,

    Saying find enclosed one son one medal and a note, to, say, he, Won".


#147 catchov

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 08:00

:lol: and  :icon_lol:


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#148 knalp

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 08:09

Oh the good old days, how I miss them !

 

Ha ha yes! They are so halcyon...

 

In the bad old days I would have been banned and BSR would turn his attention to some else....

 

Interesting how he has to keep slugging it out now.... must get tedious.....

 

All we need is a few more new forum members to chip in with a third forth etc opinion and we  

could have a right old bun fight. Back in the day... buns flew left and right. Fun!

 

Ok lets all hold hands now. We need to do some breathing exercises. and IN and HOLD and out through the nose!

 

I'm making some chicken thing for dinner... pop over if you care, I've got Brandy and an open fire.

( Yes the table is a large crate, and we all sit on boxes, still it's pretty swish. )

 

S!

 

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#149 catchov

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 08:45

 I've got Brandy 

 

 

Dammit! You swine. Holding up the bottle in a tantalising fashion whilst stirring the chook! You know very well the Kiwi's won't let plague ridden Aussies in with all this covid stuff!


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#150 knalp

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Posted 16 September 2020 - 09:18

Dammit! You swine. Holding up the bottle in a tantalising fashion whilst stirring the chook! You know very well the Kiwi's won't let plague ridden Aussies in with all this covid stuff!

mmm. yes sorry about that!

 

and the chicken is very good.

Slightly petrol flavoured but the Brandy washes that out....

 

S!

 

Knalp.


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