The RoF nonsense business class marketing video competition ?
I had to help out transcribe a somewhat hyperbolic marketing video for some slippery shapeless technology firm..
and it occurred to me that some of you genius's at making stuff with your editing suits and what not, might try to whip one up.
A competition to see who can come up with the most plausibly synergistic codswallop...
No idea what you win. a model plane? ( most of you have the RoF planes by now, or at least the "good" ones.)
an example of confabulation:
"Fuelled by ongoing learning our curious and talented people
We're stronger together. "
( Example text has been "borrowed" for educational porpoises )
What do you think? Ugly but interesting/mildly infuriating/definitely not/yes I'll have three.
Let me try this out.
Ahem * cough*
Bombastic stirring intro *
Do you strive to break away from the team that is always sucking down or just plainly being useless?
Are your squad mates an annoying bunch of cry babies who only care about being a well oiled machine?
Do you thrive on breaking out the moves when formation flying for hours over enemy territory.
We at Fokker have come together in the spirit of power of the celebration of the risk taking rugged individual and have
fused superior technology with ground breaking no frills flying by the seat of your pants unstable as all heck to create the machine that this type of lunatic needs to push those stats barrier right off the map.
We give you the DR1.
Never in the history of aviation has...
Could be a thing!
Do let us know in the comments. Either of you. Thanks.
Plank. ( Knight, stockman and flower arranger.)